Hi, I'm Caleb, I chew tobacco and drink... a lot. I am about as conservative as they come, and if you're a liberal... well... you're dumb. If I'm not on the server you can assume I'm doing one of the following; 1. Sleeping... because fuck being social and shit. 2. Getting hammered, I generally don't do much online when I'm drinking. 3. Pounding my girlfriend, before y'all ask... yes she's real... no, she's not a guy... fuck off no nudes for you. 4. Working, whether it be at school, my car, or work I do other shit as well. Any questions may be directed to the comments, any dumb questions will get a sarcastic and mean answer.